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digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
  • me: im adorable like im literally the cutest person in every room i walk into
  • me 4 seconds later: behold the trash lord

americxanhorrorstory:

Ryan Murphy: Yes Evan Peters and Emma Roberts will have a relationship during Freak Show.

AHS Fandom:

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immortaltrash:

when you remember something embarrassing you did 6 years ago

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brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

mescalineforbreakfast:

Kinda wanna have sex

Kinda wanna sleep for 12 hours

Kinda wanna eat 2 large pizzas 

tricksterity:

the worst things to ever happen to fashion:

  • fake pockets
  • making every single shirt see through
  • seriously why does it have to be see through
  • what is the fucking point i just have to wear another tank top or cami underneath it
  • it literally defeats the purpose of being a shirt
  • and every single shirt is see through these days this annoys me more than fake pockets and trust me that is an issue

erwinnsmith:

i respect all ships

no no, except that one, that’s gross and you need jesus.

rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner